Here are some of our best dishes
Medieval Mead-Soaked Lamb Shank: $20.99 1250k calories
Imagine a hearty lamb shank slow-cooked in a medieval-style mead reduction. The honeyed notes from the mead infuse the meat, creating a tender and flavorful dish. Serve it with roasted root vegetables and a side of crusty bread. Bonus points if you present it on a pewter platter!
Retro Rocket-Powered Sliders: $13.00 700 calories
Hark back to the space-age optimism of the 1950s with mini sliders. These little flavor capsules feature juicy beef patties, tangy pickles, and a secret “rocket sauce.” Serve them alongside tater tots or sweet potato fries. And don’t forget the retro paper hats for your guests!
Victorian Steampunk Tea Sandwiches: $14.89 830 calories
Transport your diners to a Victorian tea party with delicate tea sandwiches. Use cucumber, smoked salmon, and watercress as fillings. Trim the crusts, cut them into dainty shapes (perhaps gears or pocket watches), and arrange them on vintage china plates. Perfect for an afternoon tête-à-tête with H.G. Wells.
Futuristic Quantum Quinoa Bowl: $12.99 460 calories
In the distant future, quinoa reigns supreme. Create a colorful grain bowl with cooked quinoa as the base. Top it with spiralized vegetables, marinated tofu or seared tempeh, and a drizzle of holographic vinaigrette. Garnish with edible microgreens—because even time travelers need their greens.
Ancient Egyptian Baklava Pyramids: $19.00 800 calories
Pay homage to the pharaohs with baklava shaped like miniature pyramids. Layer flaky phyllo dough with a spiced nut mixture (walnuts, almonds, and pistachios). Soak it in a fragrant honey syrup infused with rosewater. Each bite is a time capsule of flavors—crunchy, sweet, and exotic.
Here are some side dishes for if you are looking for a snack!
Confetti Corn: $8.00
A vibrant side dish that celebrates the golden age of corn. Imagine sweet corn kernels sautéed with bell peppers, onions, and a touch of smoky paprika. It’s like a fiesta in your mouth! Serve it in retro-style ceramic bowls to enhance the experience.
Cherry Tomato Orzo Salad: $6.99
Orzo pasta, those tiny rice-shaped wonders, tossed with cherry tomatoes, fresh herbs, and a zesty lemon vinaigrette. This dish bridges the gap between ancient grains and modern flavors. Bonus: It looks like a time-traveler’s treasure trove on the plate.
Black Bean Salad:4 $10.99
A fusion of flavors from across the ages! Black beans, red onions, bell peppers, and cilantro mingle with a lime-cumin dressing. It’s a side dish that could have graced both Aztec feasts and contemporary food trucks. Serve it in clay pottery for that authentic touch.
Zucchini Fritters: $5.00
Crispy, golden-brown zucchini fritters—reminiscent of grandma’s kitchen. Grate fresh zucchini, mix it with herbs, garlic, and a hint of Parmesan. Fry them up until they’re irresistible. These fritters are like edible time machines, taking you back to simpler days.
Watermelon Salad with Cotija, Jicama, and Lime: $9.00
A refreshing side that balances sweet, salty, and tangy. Cubes of juicy watermelon meet crumbled Cotija cheese, crunchy jicama, and a spritz of lime. It’s like a picnic by the Nile, with a modern twist. Serve it in carved-out watermelon shells for extra flair.
Here are some sweet sweet dishes for your sweet tooth Delivered straight from the 1970's
Molten Chocolate Lava Cakes:$8.99
A timeless classic! Imagine individual chocolate cakes with a molten center that oozes out like a temporal anomaly. Top them with a scoop of vanilla ice cream. When your guests cut into these cakes, they’ll discover a hidden treasure—a river of warm, gooey chocolate. It’s a dessert fit for any era.
Take 5 Bars:$6.00
A nod to the present and the past! These bars combine chocolate, peanut butter, caramel, and salty pretzels. They’re like a cosmic collision of flavors—a wormhole in your mouth. Plus, they’re easy to grab and enjoy while leaping through time.
French Palmier Cookies:$3.99
Elegant and delicate, just like a lace parasol from the Belle Époque. French Palmiers, also known as elephant ears, are flaky puff pastry cookies. They’re rolled in sugar, creating layers of sweetness. Pair them with a cup of Earl Grey tea, and you’ll feel like a Parisian poet from the 19th century.
If your not hungry have one of our custom made drinks
Victorian Elixir:Price: $12 150 calories
A sophisticated blend of gin, elderflower liqueur, and a splash of tonic water, garnished with a sprig of rosemary. This drink transports you back to the elegance of the Victorian era.
Roaring Twenties Fizz: $14.00 180 calories
A bubbly concoction of champagne, orange juice, and a hint of grenadine, served in a vintage coupe glass. Perfect for reliving the glamour of the 1920s.
Retro Rocket: $10 200 calories
A vibrant mix of vodka, blue curaçao, and lemonade, topped with a cherry. This drink captures the fun and excitement of the 1950s space race.
Disco Inferno: $13.00 250 calories
A groovy blend of rum, pineapple juice, and coconut cream, served in a tiki glass. This drink will have you dancing through the 1970s disco era.
Future Shock: $15.00 170 calories
A futuristic mix of tequila, lime juice, and a splash of soda, with a hint of edible glitter. This drink gives a taste of what the future holds.
